so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god
i just need to get my shit together
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT GIF OMG
or wrong movie….
the most accurate picture of the retail industry
and for the really talented
everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of someones identity (whether it be sexual, racial, cultural, gender, or anything else) they deserve to be harmed. you are not entitled to be oppressive. this isnt something you can disagree with, because it isnt an opinion, i am merely stating facts
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
She texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
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