there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
- baby: m-mm ma... m
- magneto: mommy?
- baby: mutant supremacy
- magneto: good
And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good
#short short tall short short (via wardgrantd)
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
Broken Cas is just basically Misha if he had angel powers tbh.
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
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