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Hello, I'm Kristeen :)

"Humanity can be roughly divided into three sorts of people - those who find comfort in literature, those who find comfort in personal adornment, and those who find comfort in food"

"Nothing is ever finished and done with in this world. You may think a seed was finished and done with when it falls like a dead thing into the earth; but when it puts forth leaves and flowers next spring you see your mistake."

i-am-matticus:

letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

This fucking post

Source: letsmakeourownfairytale

birdcagesanddemons:

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

wAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Source: humoristics

chilten:

she wants the d(vd of hannibal season 2)

Source: chilten

#marriage

Source: snowwhties

drunkpylades:

[ based on this post ]

Source: drunkpylades

nopietyjustpieandtea:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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Source: soclest

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

Source: commisure

tundramoth:

All the Doctors.

tundramoth:

All the Doctors.

Source: tundramoth


Oh, if the sky comes falling down for youThere’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.

Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you
There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.

Source: sirmalory

meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

Source: meladoodle

simoneanastasia:

OUAT: “it’s impossible to make a portal”

Every two episodes: “Oops fell into a portal”

Source: simoneanastasia

proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

Source: proudof-living

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

Source: tastefullyoffensive

Source: lanadelreynow