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Hello, I'm Kristeen :)

"Humanity can be roughly divided into three sorts of people - those who find comfort in literature, those who find comfort in personal adornment, and those who find comfort in food" All you will ever need to know about me: I'm a combination of all three.

"Nothing is ever finished and done with in this world. You may think a seed was finished and done with when it falls like a dead thing into the earth; but when it puts forth leaves and flowers next spring you see your mistake."


there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]

Tagged: COME BACK TO ME BEVPLEASElove of my life

Source: hxcfairy

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Source: gay-writes


Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]


Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good

Source: quicksllvr

And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good
— Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)

Source: oakenwitch



 (via wardgrantd)

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what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

Source: lordeddardstark



Broken Cas is just basically Misha if he had angel powers tbh.


Source: supermerwholocked2893



Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

Source: jokkes


He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

Source: funnuraba


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  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

Source: avvkvvardness


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Source: hellaoptile